Porn Star Admires Republicans "Frugal Investment"

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Porn star Stormy Daniels, who has threatened to run for the U.S. Senate in Louisiana, announced that, in response to the scandal involving the use of party funds to attend a lesbian-bondage-themed sex club, she is switching her political affiliation to the Republican Party. In a press release, she announced her decision by explaining, "As someone who has worked extensively in both the club and film side of the Adult Entertainment Industry, I know from experience that a mere $1900 outlay at a club with the reputation of Voyeur is a clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return....I have been a registered Democrat throughout my life. But now I cannot help but recognize that over time my libertarian values regarding both money and sex and the legal use of one for the other is now best espoused by the Republican Party."