Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Georgia) surprised supporters by announcing that she has received three anti-Covid-19 vaccinations. She urged her followers to do the same.

“Statistics show,” she explained, “that most victims of Covid are not vaccinated and most of them are Republicans. It’s clear that Democrats have infiltrated the anti-vax, anti-mask movement in order to kill off as many Republicans as possible. Even by the low standards of the Democratic Party, this is despicable behavior.

“Fight the Socialist, Communist, Democratic, Antifa, Critical Race Theory anti-Trumpers by getting vaccinated as soon as possible.”

According to her official financial disclosure forms, Greene has invested in companies that produce and market anti-Covid vaccines.

-David Wallechinsky

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