Trump ordered that the term Homo sapiens be changed to Hetero sapiens. In history books and on websites, the airplane from which the atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima will no longer be identified as the Enola Gay, but rather the Enola Straight. Trump also ordered billionaire Mark Cuban, who supported Kamala Harris in the 2024 election, to change his name to Mark American. If he does not do so, he will be charged with terrorism.   read more

Despite lacking what critics say is a clear purpose or mission, the Department of Energy is planning to invest $6 billion in building a new plutonium facility at the nation’s leading scientific lab.   Los Alamos National Laboratory wants to have...   read more

The housing market crisis of 2007-2008 continues to bleed money from the U.S. Treasury as mortgage giant Fannie Mae (the Federal National Mortgage Association) takes another bailout from Washington.   The government-controlled firm needed anothe...   read more

Federal Judge Jed Rakoff of New York blasted the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) this week after it proposed what Rakoff said was a weak and inappropriate settlement with Citigroup for defrauding customers.   The bank sold $1 billion in...   read more

TGIF has long conveyed the relief of not only the ordinary American worker happy that the work week is done, but also that of officials at the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) who can’t wait to bury the news.   Fridays are notorious in...   read more

Tea Party Congressman Joe Walsh (R-Illinois) is a “True Blue” family man, according to the conservative Family Research Council. Apparently, being a deadbeat dad didn’t disqualify Walsh from being so honored.   The Family Research Council, which...   read more

Chosen to perform at a dinner hosted by President Barack Obama, and attended by Chinese President Hu Jintao, Russian President Dmitri Medvedev, Prime Minister Stephen Harper of Canada, Japanese Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda and other world leade...   read more

Local law enforcement agencies in the U.S. have increasingly become more militaristic in tactics and look in response to the wars on drugs and terror.   Writing in The Atlantic, Arthur Rizer and Joseph Hartman note “a proliferation in incidents ...   read more

It might look, smell and taste like it, but in most cases what’s sold in American stores is not technically honey.   According to the Food and Drug Administration, honey that does not contain pollen is not honey, officially. Often the thickly sw...   read more

Despite criticism from taxpayer groups, Vice President Joseph Biden has decided to continue charging rent to the Secret Service for guarding him at his home in Delaware.   Earlier this month the Secret Service approved yet another year of paying...   read more

Sung Y. Kim was nominated to be the United States’ next ambassador to South Korea in June, 2011, and received his Senate confirmation in October. He was sworn in on November 3 and arrived in Seoul a week later. He is the first American of Korean d...   read more

Susan D. Page was nominated by President Barack Obama in August to become the first U.S. ambassador to the newly created state of South Sudan, which gained its independence on July 9, 2011. She had already spent several years working on negotiatio...   read more

Until recently, the air above the blue-collar town of Tonawanda, New York, was often a “toxic blue haze” featuring odors like ammonia, sulfur and other fumes. If left up to government regulators, townsfolk might still be wondering what the cause w...   read more

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke doesn’t seem to consider America’s unemployment problem a high priority. An analysis of Bernanke’s public testimony by the investor website dshort.com found his favorite word to be “financial,” (1,298 mentions...   read more

After three years of trying to restructure and avoid the worst, Jefferson County has filed for bankruptcy protection from its Wall Street-concocted scheme for sewer financing that nearly ruined Alabama’s largest county.   The Chapter 9 petition ...   read more

David T. Danielson, whose career has been devoted to promoting clean and renewable energies, was nominated in July to lead the Department of Energy’s Office of Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy.   A native of Monterey, California, Danielson...   read more

In the wake of the May 2011 pressured resignation of Ambassador to Malta Douglas Kmiec, the ex-Reagan administration official and George W. Bush campaign donor who crossed party line to endorse Barack Obama in 2008, the president has replaced Kmie...   read more