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Southern Sudan to Plan Cities in Shapes of Animals

Sunday, August 29, 2010
Southern Sudan to Plan Cities in Shapes of Animals

Ninety percent of South Sudan’s population lives on less than $1 a day. Its annual budget is $1.9 billion. And yet leaders of the region, which may become an independent nation next year, want to spend $10.1 billion to transform their cities into the shapes of animals and fruit.

 
Yes, animals and fruit.
 
Over a 20-year span, as part of an urban renewal program that would create tens of thousands of new houses, South Sudan would turn the capital of Juba into a rhinoceros. Police headquarters would be situated at the rhino’s mouth, an amusement park at the ear, an industrial area along the back and residential housing along the four legs.
 
The city of Wau would be restructured into a giraffe, with the sewage treatment plant located (where else) under the giraffe’s tail. Another city, Yambio, gets to be a pineapple. The plans have been presented by two companies, Juba-based Abu Malek Companies and UAS Canada.
-Noel Brinkerhoff, David Wallechinsky
 
 
Vegas Casinos Reduce Blackjack Payoffs to Pay for Exotic Dancers
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Vegas Casinos Reduce Blackjack Payoffs to Pay for Exotic Dancers

If you want a little flesh with your blackjack, it’s going to cost you. Casinos in Las Vegas are lowering their payouts at blackjack tables in order to cover the costs of exotic dancers performing in nearby “party pits,” a recent addition to the gambling experience that’s popular with younger card players. Overall, casinos are dropping their payouts by 20%. For instance, instead of providing a 3:2 ratio (a winner gets $3 for each $2 bet), casinos are going with a 6:5 (winning $6 on a $5 bet).

 
Although experienced gamblers have been shocked by the spreading change, younger players don’t seem to notice. For example, the Hard Rock casino had to invest in a 25-foot stage and three poles for the dancers, but saw players’ losses increase 85% in the first year and 45% in the second.
 
Anthony Curtis, publisher of the Las Vegas Advisor, told the Las Vegas Sun that he didn’t buy the excuse that the lowered payouts have been instituted to cover the costs of the dancers. “It was something they did because they knew they could get away with it,” he said. “It’s all about what the market will bear.”
-David Wallechinsky, Noel Brinkerhoff
 
Blackjack Payouts Drop, But Oh, Those Dancers! (by Richard Velotta, Las Vegas Sun)
 
Job Openings for Spies and Interrogators
Friday, August 27, 2010
Job Openings for Spies and Interrogators

The Obama administration has been criticized by those on the left for its continuation of many Bush-era policies on terrorism. But one area where it differs from the previous administration is in its recruiting of spies and interrogators.

 
As it did under George W. Bush, the military’s Joint Special Operations Command (JSOC) runs a secretive operation while going after terrorist threats around the world. But under Obama, JSOC has gone public with its job openings. On the employment website, USAJobs, JSOC posted notices for “intelligence specialist” and “future operations specialist,” among others, although some have since been taken down.
 
The notice for intelligence specialist warns applicants that the position “may be required to deploy, on very short notice, to potentially high threat, hostile OCONUS [Outside the Continental United States] environments and to undergo specific training and immunization requirements as appropriate for OCONUS deployments. Anthrax vaccination will be required. Incumbent may be required to perform duties under austere and potentially hazardous conditions during exercises and real-world crisis deployments.”
 
JSOC’s openness with locating candidates for special access programs (SAPs) and other secretive work has surprised some in the military. “Under the Bush administration, we certainly were not advertising at USAJobs for these types of positions,” one military source told Jeremy Scahill at The Nation. “It blows my mind to see ‘help wanted’ ads for SAPs and special reconnaissance programs.”
-Noel Brinkerhoff
 
 
Job Offer: Ebonics Speakers Needed to Work for Drug Enforcement Administration
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Job Offer: Ebonics Speakers Needed to Work for Drug Enforcement Administration

The Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) is looking for a few good agents … who speak Ebonics. Critics of “African American Vernacular English” can make fun all they want, but the DEA is taking Ebonics seriously as part of its efforts to acquire information about drug dealings. The DEA office in Atlanta wants to hire nine agents who are fluent in Ebonics, not only to track down perpetrators but also convict them in court.

 
Special Agent Michael Sanders told the Associated Press that finding Ebonics translators could mean the difference between a successful investigation and a failed one. “You can maybe get a general idea of what they’re saying, but you have to understand that this has to hold up in court,” he said. “You need someone to say, ‘I know what they mean when they say ‘ballin’ or ‘pinching pennies.’”
 
The Atlanta office of the DEA is also looking for four linguists who can translate Jamaican patois.
-Noel Brinkerhoff
 
DEA Seeks Ebonics Experts to Help with Cases (by Greg Bluestein, Associated Press)
Regional Linguist Services Notice (U.S. Department of Justice)
 
Really Slow Driving in China and England
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Really Slow Driving in China and England

Taking it slow on the roads outside Beijing, China, hasn’t been much fun lately, but low speeds are part of the excitement at a racetrack in England.

 
On the National Expressway 110 between Inner Mongolia and China’s capital, thousands of motorists have been caught in an ongoing traffic jam that began August 14. The line of cars has stretched more than 60 miles, leaving drivers stuck and hungry. Some local residents have taken advantage of the situation by overcharging for food sold to those trapped in their automobiles. On Sunday, Day 8 of the traffic jam, trucks advanced a total of one kilometer, which is five-eighths of a mile.
 
The congestion is expected to last for several more weeks, as roadside maintenance continues to help clog the highway that’s become a busy route for truck drivers.
 
Taking one’s time is precisely the point on the other side of the globe, where racecar drivers compete in the 24-hour Citroen 2CV Race at Snetterton in Norfolk. There, drivers navigate a racetrack 738 times while topping out at speeds of barely 50 miles per hour in cars “seriously unsuitable for racing.” Some enthusiasts have described the French-made Citroen “deux cheveux” as having the aerodynamics of a brick, and participating in the race like being “on the brink of catastrophe at every corner.”
-Noel Brinkerhoff
China’s Massive Traffic Jam Could Last for Weeks (by Anita Chang, Associated Press)
Highway Jam Enters Its 9th Day, Spans 100km (by Guo Qiang and Fang Yunyu, Global Times)
 
Family of Ivan the Terrible Sues to Gain Ownership of Kremlin
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Family of Ivan the Terrible Sues to Gain Ownership of Kremlin

The prince wants his castle back. The prince is 47-year-old Valery Kubarev of Russia, descendant of Ivan the Terrible, who claims the Russian government has no legal claim to the Kremlin and should turn over management of it to his Princes Foundation, which represents an aristocratic family dating all the way back to Rurik, a 9th century prince. It was the Ruriks who established the Kremlin, and neither the Soviet or present government ever registered ownership of the 69-acre complex of buildings and towers.

 
“The property was not purchased from us, was not lawfully taken away from us, and the federal authorities do not have any right to our property,” Kubarev told the media. “The Ruriks demand the return of our property, rent from the government for the illegal possession of our property, and financial compensation.”
 
In addition to relocating his foundation to the Kremlin, Kubarev wants the head of the Russian Orthodox Church to be housed there as well.
-Noel Brinkerhoff
 
Prince of Russia Goes to Court to Reclaim Kremlin (by Andy Potts, Moscow News)                                                                                                        
 
10 Disappearing Words Worth Saving
Sunday, August 22, 2010
10 Disappearing Words Worth Saving

Each year the English language loses hundreds of words, just from people ceasing to use them. This reality is unacceptable to the publishers of the Oxford English Dictionary, who are asking individuals to “adopt a word,” whether it is “old words, wise words, hard-working words. Words that once led meaningful lives but now lie unused, unloved and unwanted.” Meanwhile, 90% of written communication uses only 7,000 different words.

 
Participants in the word adoption program can either choose one of their own or be assigned a word. Anyone who adopts a word promises to use it in everyday conversation or correspondence as often as possible.
 
Among the words that are available for adoption are:
·       Snollygoster: a shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a politician
·       Molrowing: the act of making merry with prostitutes
·       Theomeny: the fury of God
·       Pudify: to cause to be embarrassed
·       Philargyrist: someone who loves money
·       Pamphagous: eating or consuming everything
·       Apanthropinization: withdrawal from human concerns or the human world
·       Agonyclite: member of a heretical sect that stood rather than kneeled
·       Scaevity: unluckiness
·       Quibbleism: the act of beating around the bush
-David Wallechinsky, Noel Brinkerhoff
 
Save the Words.org (Oxford Dictionaries)
 
Saudi Judge Wants Punishment of a Paralysis for a Paralysis
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Saudi Judge Wants Punishment of a Paralysis for a Paralysis

A judge in Saudi Arabia has asked at least two hospitals if they will intentionally sever a man’s spinal cord as punishment for his crime of crippling another man with a meat cleaver. The culprit already was convicted for the attack and served seven months of a 14-month sentence before being released. The victim, Abdul-Aziz al-Mutairi, then asked Judge Saoud bin Suleiman al-Youssef in Tabuk province to impose Qisas (retaliation) punishment, which means an eye for an eye—literally—on his assailant, who now works as a school teacher.

 
Qisas is rarely carried out. A notable example occurred in 2000, when an Egyptian national was convicted in Medina of throwing acid in the face of another Egyptian and damaging his left eye. The guilty party, Abdel Moti Abdel Rahman Mohammad, was sentenced to forcible removal of his left eye.
-Noel Brinkerhoff, David Wallechinsky
 
Saudi Judge Considers Paralysis Punishment (by Salah Nasrawi, Associated Press)
 
Fate of $400 Million Emerald Goes to Trial
Friday, August 20, 2010
Fate of $400 Million Emerald Goes to Trial

For the sixth time, a court case will attempt to decide once and for all the owner of the world’s largest rough emerald. The 840-pound, 180,000-carat green gemstone has been the source of much trouble for individuals from the U.S. and Brazil, where the emerald was originally discovered. Battling for ownership are Ken Conetto and Anthony Thomas of California, two men whose friendship has been ruined over their fight to claim the stone which is valued at at least $400 million. Over the last nine years the emerald has moved from São Paulo to San Jose to New Orleans to Las Vegas, been stolen at least once and changed hands several times and was once put on eBay for $75 million.

 

 
The Bahia Emerald, as it is known, was discovered in 2001 by miners Ruy Saraiva Filho and Elson Alves Ribereiro, who agreed to share the proceeds from its sale with Conetto. Thomas traveled to Brazil to see the emerald, which by this time was being kept in a private home in São Paulo. At this point, the emerald’s story turns fuzzy. Thomas claims that he bought the stone for $60,000, but Conetto denies that this happened. The emerald was shipped to San Jose in 2005. It was later moved to the Los Angeles suburb of El Monte and then to Las Vegas, where it was seized by members of the Los Angeles Sherriff’s Office until legal ownership could be determined.
 
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge John Kronstadt has set a September 8 date for the latest civil trial.
-David Wallechinsky, Noel Brinkerhoff
 
Fate of 840-Pound Emerald Headed for Trial (by Chie Akiba, Courthouse News Service)
A San Jose Man's Quest to Regain the World's Largest Emerald (by Bruce Newman, San Jose Mercury News)
 
Memorial to Army Hero Now Part of a Dog Park
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Memorial to Army Hero Now Part of a Dog Park

What once was St. Mary’s Cemetery in Ventura, California, is today a public park—but the original occupants of the cemetery are still around.

 
Most of the 3,000 people buried long ago in St. Mary’s were never relocated; just the headstones and markers were removed so the city could turn the area into Cemetery Memorial Park. Among the remaining graves is that of Private James Sumner of the U.S. Cavalry, who was awarded the Medal of Honor for his efforts in 1869 in helping rescue a child kidnapped by Cochise and a band of Apache Indians in the Chiricahua Mountains of Arizona.
 
Today, people picnic, jog and walk their dogs in the public park, resulting in dog feces being left near Sumner’s grave. This has upset some veterans. They’re urging the city to support the relocation of the soldier’s remains to a national military cemetery. But local leaders are balking, for fear that moving Sumner will lead to calls for the relocation of thousands of other graves, many of them unmarked, from the park.
 
Parks and recreation commissioner Sharon Troll defended the treatment of Sumner’s grave. “We are treating him pretty darn well,” she told the Ventura County Star. “…except for the poop.”
-Noel Brinkerhoff
 
Memorializing American Veterans (by Jeff Wilson, Associated Press)
 
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